One of the Thousand
In the Lost Cause Brewery we're going to have a shelf for pint glasses. Really, you say, in that Tina-Fey-hey-you're-an-idiot-cuz-that's-obvious tone.
These particular pint glasses will be special. There will be one thousand of them. And they will all have names printed on them and will belong to only one person. That person can drink from their own glass whenever they come into the Lost Cause. In order to have a glass on the Shelf of a Thousand Pints, contribute $30 to the Lost Cause. This will help us get started and get you a glass. And if there are other ways we can say thanks to the thousand as we go along, we will.
Check out this logo, it would look cool on a pint glass.

These particular pint glasses will be special. There will be one thousand of them. And they will all have names printed on them and will belong to only one person. That person can drink from their own glass whenever they come into the Lost Cause. In order to have a glass on the Shelf of a Thousand Pints, contribute $30 to the Lost Cause. This will help us get started and get you a glass. And if there are other ways we can say thanks to the thousand as we go along, we will.
Check out this logo, it would look cool on a pint glass.

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